Joke For the Day
I originally got this as an email and was going to forward it, yet again, to some lucky recipients whom I call "friends"...Pssst..that's YOU! I was going to subject it, "From one intelligent woman to another." Don't know about you, but I'm undecided how I feel about "forwards." The people that send them DO think about putting you on that mass email list...so what if it's only a matter of a click here and click there. BUT, they have so much time to read something AND send it on, YET don't have time to put in a lil' personal note of hello and how are you?! I see "forwards" as some kind of cop-out for keeping in touch...it falls into that category of the "Hey, how are you?" but btw: I don't really have time to chat and get into detail of how you're REALLY doing...it was just the polite thing to say. If you don't have any interest in how I'm doing, for goodness sake, DON'T ASK! So, um, yah, here's the joke of the day....hehe, enjoy!

~Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.......~

Tada! Thank you, thank you...(bowing). To my fellow intelligent women out there, have a terrific day! Oh, and to the other less dominant sex, the MEN, uh, yah, you guys have a good day, too. (smirk, smirk!) LOL! It's all love people!